Show HN: Every AI agrees with you. This writes your startup's obituary instead

TheyFell.com is a free tool that takes any URL or text and generates a brutally honest AI obituary for your startup, project, or career. The creator ran it on his own work first: bitrep, a byte-identical reproducibility crate with 2 stars and 0 forks, died from 'verified correct on every architecture, adopted on none.' Free tier gives a tombstone card and two-line eulogy; $3.99 unlocks a full autopsy with cause of death, timeline, and a cheat code; $49 buys a 30-day resurrection plan. The post doesn't disclose the underlying model but says it reads only real content and strips personal IDs.